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I take no credit for this awesome joke filled to the brim with sexist critique. If you can’t laugh, you probably didn’t find Mulan (Animated) racist. So one day, a girl casually mentions to her group of friends, “Society’s full of double standards! I mean, if a guy sleeps with more than ten women in a month, he’s a STUD! But if a lady sleeps with more than two men in a year, she’s a SLUT!” Everybody agrees with this widely regarded social truth. Until the mild mannered bloke in the group retorts, “Think about it this way. If a Key can open any lock, it’s a MASTER KEY. But if a lock can be opened by any key, it’s a LOUSY LOCK!”